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Every time I see a cute kid, I remind my self how awesome it is to sleep through the night.
You're going to be a great MILF.
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
You know you're a mom when, your fantasies are about sleeping.
I smoked all my weed :(
I wish we had even clue as to what we're doing
If woman speaks and no one is listening her name is probably mom.
It's times like this son that I wish I would've left you on the sheets.
Dear, Wal-Mart mothers, Ignoring your screaming kid will NOT make him/her disappear or stop screaming.
I see all these posts from moms on how great their kids are and all the sweet things they do for them. Me? I'm just glad my kids haven't killed e...
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