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Dear, Wal-Mart mothers, Ignoring your screaming kid will NOT make him/her disappear or stop screaming.
It's times like this son that I wish I would've left you on the sheets.
FYI, It's not BABYSITTING If they're your own kids!
I smoked all my weed :(
Oh, you think I need parenting advice? Well thank you so much, and by that, I mean eat shit and die!
Congratulations on being only 19 babies away from your own reality show.
I wish we had even clue as to what we're doing
You know you're a mom when, your fantasies are about sleeping.
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
You're going to be a great MILF.
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