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Just wanted to offer my deepest condolences on having to be in a relationship with me.
Sorry in advance for doing a ton of stupid shit.
I think when Jesus died for our sins, he wasn't fully aware of some of the shit we'd be getting into.
I'm sorry that I keep apologizing for things.
I’m sorry I totally ignored whatever dramatic crisis you’re making up in your head today.
Fine, I'll admit it. You're sorry.
It's too bad your sarcastic comment was completely ruined by your inability to use correct grammar.
I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
Sorry you didn't meet my ridiculously low standards.
Well I'm sorry, but I can't really help that I'm a badass motherfucker.
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