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I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
Well I'm sorry, but I can't really help that I'm a badass motherfucker.
It's too bad your sarcastic comment was completely ruined by your inability to use correct grammar.
I’m sorry I totally ignored whatever dramatic crisis you’re making up in your head today.
Sorry I gave you or you gave me genital warts.
Oh, I'm sorry did I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.
I didn't MEAN to...
Just wanted to offer my deepest condolences on having to be in a relationship with me.
Sorry you didn't meet my ridiculously low standards.
I think when Jesus died for our sins, he wasn't fully aware of some of the shit we'd be getting into.
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