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Googling your symptoms when you don't feel well is the most efficient way to convince yourself you're dying.
I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of french fries, dis order of wings, dis order of cheese cake.
I don't know Karate, but I do know crazy, and I'm not afraid to use it!
Some people need to be hit real hard with reality, kicked in the face by karma, and take a big dose of grow the fuck up.
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