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Let's see... hmmmm... yep, just as I suspected... you're full of SHIT!!
I feel strong, free, and beautiful when I delete bullshit from my life!
Today I decided to just not give a fuck. And if you see me tomorrow, It will be the same.
You can't win a fight with a crazy person because they don't know when they have lost.
I only saved your number so I would know not to answer when you call.
When you are making sure you are on the same page with someone, also be sure that you are in the same book and that all parties know how to read...
Don't let the door hit you on the way out! Hell who am I kidding. I hope you fall down the Fucking stairs too.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life. Wait a minute while I get a pen to take a notes.
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