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When everyone is arguing about something you solved a long time ago, but won't let you talk...
After finishing a TV series my existence has become unbearable and I'm emotionally unstable.
We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile
YOU are the SONG in my Heart
There is no magic pill. No special shake. No secret diet. Just get off your ass.
No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.
Congratulations on not being sterile.
I wish I really was as witty & sarcastic as people think I am, but the truth is that I'm just being brutally honest with them & they think ...
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