Baby
I smoked all my weed :(
It's times like this son that I
wish I would've left you on
the sheets.
Congratulations on being only
19 babies away from
your own reality
show.
Every time I see a cute kid, I
remind my self how
awesome it is to
sleep through
the night.
I wish we had even clue as to
what we're doing
You're going to be a great MILF.
Oh, you think I need parenting
advice? Well thank you so much,
and by that,
I mean eat
shit and
die!
MAURY. Helpin hoes find they
baby daddy's since
1991!
FYI, It's not BABYSITTING If
they're your own kids!
You know you're a mom when,
your fantasies are about sleeping.
Dear, Wal-Mart mothers, Ignoring
your screaming kid
will NOT make
him/her disappear
or stop screaming.
I see all these posts from
moms on how great their kids
are and all the sweet things
they do for them. Me? I'm just
glad my kids haven't killed
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