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 My talents include taking my bra
off without taking
my shirt off.
					My talents include taking my bra
off without taking
my shirt off.  Pink is the only color I finger paint 
with!
					Pink is the only color I finger paint 
with!  Bitchcraft : 
The art of pissing 
people off by telling 
them the truth.
					Bitchcraft : 
The art of pissing 
people off by telling 
them the truth.  When girls say; "Lets do dinner 
or something." I'm 
always thinking 
"something" is 
more rewarding.
					When girls say; "Lets do dinner 
or something." I'm 
always thinking 
"something" is 
more rewarding.  I'd do anything to lose 101lbs,
except eat healthy and work
out.
					I'd do anything to lose 101lbs,
except eat healthy and work
out.  This could be my 
medication talking
but im feeling good
					This could be my 
medication talking
but im feeling good  Today I will not be
Wearing a bra, 
Getting dressed,
Or leaving the house
Lazy Sunday
					Today I will not be
Wearing a bra, 
Getting dressed,
Or leaving the house
Lazy Sunday  I am so in L-word
with you.
					I am so in L-word
with you.  Dear life, 
When I asked if my day 
could get worse, it was a 
rhetorical question 
not a challenge.
					Dear life, 
When I asked if my day 
could get worse, it was a 
rhetorical question 
not a challenge.   I'm kind of lady,
but definitely
more of a
pervert.
					I'm kind of lady,
but definitely
more of a
pervert.  
			 
			
		