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 I have learned that pleasing 
everyone is 
impossible, 
but pissing 
everyone off 
is easy and 
fun.
					I have learned that pleasing 
everyone is 
impossible, 
but pissing 
everyone off 
is easy and 
fun.
  I'm sorry for the 
unkind words 
I spoke out 
of hunger.
					
I'm sorry for the 
unkind words 
I spoke out 
of hunger.  I love everybody, Some I love
to be around, some
I love to avoid
and some I
would love to
punch in the
face.
					I love everybody, Some I love
to be around, some
I love to avoid
and some I
would love to
punch in the
face.  Sunday...a day of rest...REST of
the laundry, REST of 
the housework and
REST of all the
other crap I
didn't do 
Yesterday!!!
					Sunday...a day of rest...REST of
the laundry, REST of 
the housework and
REST of all the
other crap I
didn't do 
Yesterday!!!  Narcissism - It's my
best friend.
					Narcissism - It's my
best friend.  My talents include taking my bra
off without taking
my shirt off.
					My talents include taking my bra
off without taking
my shirt off.  There is no life without
water, because without 
water there is 
no coffee and 
without coffee, 
I will kill you all :)
					There is no life without
water, because without 
water there is 
no coffee and 
without coffee, 
I will kill you all :)  You can't fix stupid, but you can 
watch it in action 
on Facebook 
every day.
					You can't fix stupid, but you can 
watch it in action 
on Facebook 
every day.  I am so in L-word
with you.
					I am so in L-word
with you.  This could be my 
medication talking
but im feeling good
					This could be my 
medication talking
but im feeling good  
			 
			
		