
 Behind every crazy woman is a 
man that made her that way.
					Behind every crazy woman is a 
man that made her that way.  My mom thinks my friends are 
bad influences but 
honestly, I'm usually 
the one coming up 
with the ideas.
					My mom thinks my friends are 
bad influences but 
honestly, I'm usually 
the one coming up 
with the ideas.   Sometimes I look at my husband 
and think...
"Damn, you are 
one lucky man."
					Sometimes I look at my husband 
and think...
"Damn, you are 
one lucky man."  Friends are God’s way of 
apologizing for family.
					Friends are God’s way of 
apologizing for family.  I will break both my arms to
succeed in carrying all the
groceries into the
house in one trip.
That's what a
real woman
does.
					I will break both my arms to
succeed in carrying all the
groceries into the
house in one trip.
That's what a
real woman
does.  It's incredibly easy to balance 
work & family when you 
don't care about 
either one.
					It's incredibly easy to balance 
work & family when you 
don't care about 
either one.   There’s always that one crazy 
family member who 
ruins every 
holiday.
					There’s always that one crazy 
family member who 
ruins every 
holiday.  Being Mommy means never being
lonely in the
bathroom.
					Being Mommy means never being
lonely in the
bathroom.  Never laugh at your wife’s 
choices….. 
You are one of them.
					Never laugh at your wife’s 
choices….. 
You are one of them.  Homemade with love.
In other words I licked
the spoon and I keep
using it.
					Homemade with love.
In other words I licked
the spoon and I keep
using it.  
			 
			
		